“By the end of this session, two of you will fall in love, and one of you will be dead.”

“OK, at this point, the mescaline we put in your soda is probably kicking in, so let’s get started.”

“So how did you feel when the Mexican wrestler entered the donkey in the second video?”

“Well we hope to learn some great things from you folks and, rest assured, one of those things will be who pulled the trigger in the Mancini slayings. TALK!”

“We’ll begin momentarily, so just relax, listen to the Barry White and feel free to use the scented rubbing oils liberally on the person to your right.”

“For the next two hours, we’re going to tackle your feelings on itching. Genital itching.”

“Doors lock from the outside; scream all you want fuckers!”