¡Es los ocho superiores, usted bitches!
I felt it was about time to restart the Top Eight. I assume that the 0% response rate from the last one means that my thousands of loyal readers agreed wholeheartedly. But please, I ask you to respond with your…
This Just In: Apocalypse Alert Raised To Fuchsia
OK folks, I hate to keep dwelling on horror movies and ominous signs of apocalyptic doom… wait. That’s bullshit. I love it. Still, I enjoy diversity in my various musings and try to keep things as varied as possible. Nonetheless,…
An Open Letter To The West Yorkshire Police Officers In Possession Of A Recently Discovered Book Bound In Human Flesh
To The West Yorkshire Police Officers In Possession Of A Recently Discovered Book Bound In Human Flesh: JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE DON’T TRANSLATE IT! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ IT! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES RECORD YOURSELF TRANSLATING THE TEXT! PLEASE…
Thank You Science!
Additional Startling Discoveries That Science Will Uncover In Addition To The Fact That Jesus Walked On Ice And Not Water Jesus did not turn water into wine. Jesus spruced up water into water with lemon zest. The wedding party was…
