Archives for March 2007
Equally Catchy Band Monikers to Name Your Child
“Congratulations folks; you have a baby girl!” “Oh my god sweetie, she’s so beautiful!” “I know, she looks like a little angel!” “What are we going to name her?” “Well, call me crazy, but I think she looks like a…
23 skidooed by Arod McFoolish on March 20th, 2007
20 Completely False Facts About United States Presidents
1. In a fit of rage, 6th President of the United States John Quincy Adams once killed a grizzly bear with his bare hands. He then devoured the heart and made a necklace out of the fangs and claws that…
23 skidooed by Arod McFoolish on March 7th, 2007
A Lame Email Solicitation as Written by an Extremely Disturbed Schizophrenic
Hey anonymous cool guy, were you the one sending me the messages asking me, a complete stranger to you, about how I make money on the internet? Did Lord Mordechai Xavier tell you about it or something? I usually try…
23 skidooed by Arod McFoolish on March 6th, 2007
