Equally Catchy Band Monikers to Name Your Child

“Congratulations folks; you have a baby girl!”

“Oh my god sweetie, she’s so beautiful!”

“I know, she looks like a little angel!”

“What are we going to name her?”

“Well, call me crazy, but I think she looks like a Metallica.”

“You took the words right out of my mouth!”

Man. What a poor fucking kid. Anywho, I think the following are just as suitable for obsessive fans who want to ruin their childrens’ lives:

  • Dexy’s Midnight Runners Rogers
  • REO Speedwagon Taylor
  • Starlight Vocal Band Jones
  • Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen Silverberg
  • Anthrax McKutchen
  • Frankie Goes To Hollywood Wood
  • Anal Cunt Macgregor
  • Exposé Bananarama Johnson
  • *NSYNC O’Bannion
  • Prince & The New Power Generation Goldfarb
  • Village People Kowalski
  • Hoobastank Duk Phun
  • Nine Inch Nails Patel
  • Scritti Polliti Ippoliti

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      Kristin commented on March 21st, 2007 - 1:58 pm

    1. Hahahaha, Scitti Polliti Ipoliti, Anthrax McKutchen and Anal Cunt Macgregor are my personal favorites. :) There’s more than one little girl running around named Metallica? Crazy Swedes. :)

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