Musings

Musings about the world and such things

Gruss Vom Krampus! Ich hoffe, dass Sie Tod genießen!

Gruss Vom Krampus! Ich hoffe, dass Sie Tod genießen!

For this most festive of holiday seasons, I present something I whipped up back in 2006, when I was a much more bitter and angry young lad. It’s about one of my favorite holiday traditions: KRAMPUS! Christmas fucking Shmistmas. There….

23 skidooed by on December 4th, 2012

Thoughts on JEFF the Brotherhood’s Hypnotic Nights

Thoughts on JEFF the Brotherhood's Hypnotic Nights

Hypnotic Nights JEFF the Brotherhood Warner Bros. 2012 Listen on Spotify I really envy teenagers that get to hear JEFF The Brotherhood fresh off the presses. The kids. These kids today. Do the kids listen to that Jeffrey and his…

23 skidooed by on August 10th, 2012

Remembering The Frogs (RIP Dennis)

Remembering The Frogs (RIP Dennis)

I will never, ever forget the first time the disturbing, wonderful sounds of The Frogs crossed my ears, which is pretty impressive considering I was in a closet full of weed smoke. My brother-from-another-mother Jesse & I were 18 years…

23 skidooed by on July 18th, 2012

Obsessions in The Year of the Rabbit

Obsessions in The Year of the Rabbit

I obsess. About music, film, comedy, a clean kitchen counter, the precise folding of my laundry and tying of my shoes… I’m not well. While some of these are a window into much deeper problems relating to my upbringing, others…

23 skidooed by on January 15th, 2012

Hi there…

Hi there...

Actually, that is not me. Most can only wish for the smoothness and panache possessed by that inimitable comic genius and all-around groovy guy Freddie “Boom Boom” Washington and, alas, I am one of those masses, simply getting by and…

23 skidooed by on January 1st, 2012

And now… WTF?

And now... WTF?

Oh to be a Jew in 1989. Notice the surreal Jon Voight ultra-creepy stare-down at the :15 second point complete with Orthodox Jewish hypeman. From this moment on, I will always refer to Bob Dylan as Moiche Rubenstein. I don’t…

23 skidooed by on June 18th, 2009

An Open Letter To Verizon Wireless

An Open Letter To Verizon Wireless

To whom it may concern: Why you dirty sonsabitches. As if it wasn’t bad enough that you have half the free world walking the earth wearing headsets and babbling to themselves during every free moment in their waking lives and…

23 skidooed by on May 29th, 2007

WMMR Upset Prompts Heated Discussions From Music Fans, Idiots

WMMR Upset Prompts Heated Discussions From Music Fans, Idiots

Well, well. I heard something quite interesting on the way to work this morning. After Opie and Anthony went to commercial, I tuned into 93.3 WMMR’s Preston and Steve only to hear them arguing about the upset that apparently took…

23 skidooed by on April 2nd, 2007

Equally Catchy Band Monikers to Name Your Child

Equally Catchy Band Monikers to Name Your Child

“Congratulations folks; you have a baby girl!” “Oh my god sweetie, she’s so beautiful!” “I know, she looks like a little angel!” “What are we going to name her?” “Well, call me crazy, but I think she looks like a…

23 skidooed by on March 20th, 2007

There Ain’t Too Much Sadder Than the Tears of a Clown, When He’s Bleeding Internally

There Ain’t Too Much Sadder Than the Tears of a Clown, When He’s Bleeding Internally

Two clowns shot dead at circus This one just kind of makes you wonder. Not about what kind of a world we live in or the depravation of society, mind you, but the real, hard-hitting thoughts and questions. For instance,…

23 skidooed by on February 28th, 2007